
BREAKING NEWS

Veterinarians are baffled as Leo the dog is officially diagnosed with a newly discovered behavioral phenomenon:
Snack-Selective Hearing Syndrome (SSHS) — a rare but hilarious condition.

Symptoms include:
Total deafness when hearing “Come inside,” “Bath time,” or “Leave the cat alone”
Sonic-level superhearing when a cheese wrapper crinkles from 4 blocks away
Telepathic connection activated by the word “walk” — whispered, from under your breath, in another galaxy
Immediate Beethoven-level ear function only when food is in play

Scientists have concluded:
Leo's ears are perfectly functional. He’s just…on a custom setting.

Ear Modes Detected:

Ignore

Ignore Harder

Vanish into Thin Air

Food Radar Activated™

Public advisory:
Do not attempt to command Leo without snacks.
Do not whisper "treat" unless you're emotionally prepared to follow through.
And remember: He's not being stubborn—he's just living his truth.
More updates as the cheese supply dwindles.