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Leo the dog is officially diagnosed with a newly discovered behavioral phenomenon: Snack-Selective Hearing Syndrome (SSHS) — a rare but hilarious condition. 🧬 Symptoms include:
Veterinarians are baffled as Leo the dog is officially diagnosed with a newly discovered behavioral phenomenon:
Total deafness when hearing “Come inside,” “Bath time,” or “Leave the cat alone”
Sonic-level superhearing when a cheese wrapper crinkles from 4 blocks away
Telepathic connection activated by the word “walk” — whispered, from under your breath, in another galaxy
Immediate Beethoven-level ear function only when food is in play
Leo's ears are perfectly functional. He’s just…on a custom setting.
Do not attempt to command Leo without snacks.
Do not whisper "treat" unless you're emotionally prepared to follow through.
And remember: He's not being stubborn—he's just living his truth.
More updates as the cheese supply dwindles.
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